Self humiliation

So my friend thought it would be fun to put make-up on me. I was very hesitant but agreed eventually for some reason. This was the not so sexy result:

So I thought why not go all out with my not so awesome photoshop skills and see what I would look like if I were female...

Well ok enough self-humiliation for today. Now I need to go do something manly like drink beer, arm-wrestle a grizzly bear or build a lumber shed with my bare hands...