I can helpz?

Continuing  my drawing. Bruce (my cat) isn't helping as much as he thinks...

Wip 2

Piggy

Sorry for the inactivity lately, lack of inspiration... Here is a recent project though, trying to draw an angry boar in photoshop.

Hello

Hello again friends. So today I was inspired to write because I was browsing facebook and got annoyed by all the bad grammar. First world problem I know but come on, how can you make like five individual grammatical errors in an individual sentence? These are people like me over 20 who all attended public school and all that, spelling and building simple sentences should not be a major difficulty. Well I suppose I just revealed myself as a grammar-nazi :P I don't point it out to people when they spell wrong and so on because that's very douchy and rude in my oppinion, but it annoys me inside my head. Haha but feel free to mock any grammatical errors you find in this text now.


So I'm doing a request again, I'll be talking briefly about some movie scenes that don't make sense.
Scenes that will make you shake your head or clench your fists in frustration and cry.



Horror movies are at the top of the food chain when it comes to plot-errors or holes in the logic.
The "let's split up" logic/cliché has caused more deaths in horror-movies than probably anything else.

I cry inside my head every time this happens. Nothing ruins a horror movie more than an old cliché in my oppinion. How hard is it to fight a fat slow zombie if you are five against one?

"Jurassic park" (1993). I always wondered about something from this movie. The creator of the park claims to have "spared no expenses" multiple times. Yet he hires only one guy to handle all computer programming and such for the entire park, that person beeing his own sloppy, mildly retarded son, who later goes on betraying his father for no apparent reason and goes on a suiced mission through the park alone and dies... Creating a disaster. Just wtf...

At first I was like....

 But then I was like...

Last but not least, Frodo just take a damn eagle and fly to mordor ffs!

Link

Operation "draw something else than a portrait for a while" continues. This time I did a weird looking Link, in some sort of manga-style (I think) :S

Some more art

Version over 9000 of this hehe. Actually entering some sort of drawing contest with it.
Check it out here: http://browse.deviantart.com/contests/2012/drawthisagain/


Also once upon a time I used to draw more from my head, fantasy and such. Last year there have been so much portrait drawing I almost feel what I used to do has gotten lost.
I tried to draw something fantasy inspired again, an elf of some sort.
Not sure if I like it that much but it was fun to do.


Here are the wips and result:

 

It's funny to think I've only done portraits for a little more than a year. I really need to draw more fantasy so that I don't forget it.

Top 5 movies I would never watch on a first date

So once again I'm doing a request, because they're awesome! I'm always up for suggestions and so on so feel free to hit me up with them. And as the title says today's topic is movies I would never watch on a first date, alternatively some of the most disturbing films I've seen.


1: The Human centipede.

A movie about a crazy retired german surgeon who abducts a couple of people and sews them together in his grand quest to create a "human centipede"
The reason behind his actions are not easy to comprehend but the centipede is created by sewing the lips of the persons to the asshole on the person in front, so when that person takes a shit it gets in the mouth of the person behind, creating some sort of "digestinal system" or whatever you want to call it.

My point is, do not watch this on a date. The romantic atmosphere will get blown away faster than a snowman melts in sahara.


2:

Japanese gore/splatter that takes everything one or two steps too far.

There is some kind of mutation going around that causes lost limbs to be replaced with weapons.
So for example what happens when a girl gets cut in two at the waist?

If you think this is romantic you'd have to be a very twisted person and you probably shouldn't be dating in the first place...


3: Hostel

Unless you're two a sadomasochistic necrofiliacs dating each other this is one of the worst movies to introduce to someone on a first date.

A group of people in their twenties are going around europe on a trip and deside to stop by in slovak republic. After a while they become abducted and taken prisoner in some strange establishment where rich people pay to torture and kill these victims.

I don't think I need to say more here....




4: Salo

This takes place in Italy during second world war. Some rich and powerfull men abduct a bunch of children and take them to a big mansion where they read stories to them and molest them, force them to eat their own feces and beat them.

This movie has for some reason become some sort of cult-phenomenon. It's one of the worst movies I've seen, not because it's so incredibly disturbing but also so badly made and uninteresting that my brain just can't comprehend it.


If your date is into human excrement and maybe you picked him/her up at a prison psych-ward, this might just be the movie for you, enjoy.



5: Serbski Film

This is by far the most disturbing film I've seen in my entire life. I can not recommend it to anyone and if you do decide to watch this, you´ve been warned. Words can not describe how far this movie takes things.

A former porn-actor is taken captive and is forced to do some extremely disturbing things.
I won't go into detail but there's nothing romantic about it at all.


If you show this movie to a date he/she will probably be afraid of you for the rest of their life and will be moving to another country and change their identity.
If there is one movie not to watch on a date it's this one, frankly I wouldn't even show this movie to a friend.






So there you have it! A top five list of movies not to watch on a first date which also turned out to be a list of some of the most disturbing movies I've seen, but I guess that goes hand in hand quite well...

As a conclusion, a safe bet for a date movie woud probably be some kind of comedy or nice adventure or something of that sort, as long as you both want to watch it just about anything goes, exept for those listed above...