Hello

Hello again friends. So today I was inspired to write because I was browsing facebook and got annoyed by all the bad grammar. First world problem I know but come on, how can you make like five individual grammatical errors in an individual sentence? These are people like me over 20 who all attended public school and all that, spelling and building simple sentences should not be a major difficulty. Well I suppose I just revealed myself as a grammar-nazi :P I don't point it out to people when they spell wrong and so on because that's very douchy and rude in my oppinion, but it annoys me inside my head. Haha but feel free to mock any grammatical errors you find in this text now.


So I'm doing a request again, I'll be talking briefly about some movie scenes that don't make sense.
Scenes that will make you shake your head or clench your fists in frustration and cry.



Horror movies are at the top of the food chain when it comes to plot-errors or holes in the logic.
The "let's split up" logic/cliché has caused more deaths in horror-movies than probably anything else.

I cry inside my head every time this happens. Nothing ruins a horror movie more than an old cliché in my oppinion. How hard is it to fight a fat slow zombie if you are five against one?

"Jurassic park" (1993). I always wondered about something from this movie. The creator of the park claims to have "spared no expenses" multiple times. Yet he hires only one guy to handle all computer programming and such for the entire park, that person beeing his own sloppy, mildly retarded son, who later goes on betraying his father for no apparent reason and goes on a suiced mission through the park alone and dies... Creating a disaster. Just wtf...

At first I was like....

 But then I was like...

Last but not least, Frodo just take a damn eagle and fly to mordor ffs!