Link

Operation "draw something else than a portrait for a while" continues. This time I did a weird looking Link, in some sort of manga-style (I think) :S

Some more art

Version over 9000 of this hehe. Actually entering some sort of drawing contest with it.
Check it out here: http://browse.deviantart.com/contests/2012/drawthisagain/


Also once upon a time I used to draw more from my head, fantasy and such. Last year there have been so much portrait drawing I almost feel what I used to do has gotten lost.
I tried to draw something fantasy inspired again, an elf of some sort.
Not sure if I like it that much but it was fun to do.


Here are the wips and result:

 

It's funny to think I've only done portraits for a little more than a year. I really need to draw more fantasy so that I don't forget it.

Top 5 movies I would never watch on a first date

So once again I'm doing a request, because they're awesome! I'm always up for suggestions and so on so feel free to hit me up with them. And as the title says today's topic is movies I would never watch on a first date, alternatively some of the most disturbing films I've seen.


1: The Human centipede.

A movie about a crazy retired german surgeon who abducts a couple of people and sews them together in his grand quest to create a "human centipede"
The reason behind his actions are not easy to comprehend but the centipede is created by sewing the lips of the persons to the asshole on the person in front, so when that person takes a shit it gets in the mouth of the person behind, creating some sort of "digestinal system" or whatever you want to call it.

My point is, do not watch this on a date. The romantic atmosphere will get blown away faster than a snowman melts in sahara.


2:

Japanese gore/splatter that takes everything one or two steps too far.

There is some kind of mutation going around that causes lost limbs to be replaced with weapons.
So for example what happens when a girl gets cut in two at the waist?

If you think this is romantic you'd have to be a very twisted person and you probably shouldn't be dating in the first place...


3: Hostel

Unless you're two a sadomasochistic necrofiliacs dating each other this is one of the worst movies to introduce to someone on a first date.

A group of people in their twenties are going around europe on a trip and deside to stop by in slovak republic. After a while they become abducted and taken prisoner in some strange establishment where rich people pay to torture and kill these victims.

I don't think I need to say more here....




4: Salo

This takes place in Italy during second world war. Some rich and powerfull men abduct a bunch of children and take them to a big mansion where they read stories to them and molest them, force them to eat their own feces and beat them.

This movie has for some reason become some sort of cult-phenomenon. It's one of the worst movies I've seen, not because it's so incredibly disturbing but also so badly made and uninteresting that my brain just can't comprehend it.


If your date is into human excrement and maybe you picked him/her up at a prison psych-ward, this might just be the movie for you, enjoy.



5: Serbski Film

This is by far the most disturbing film I've seen in my entire life. I can not recommend it to anyone and if you do decide to watch this, you´ve been warned. Words can not describe how far this movie takes things.

A former porn-actor is taken captive and is forced to do some extremely disturbing things.
I won't go into detail but there's nothing romantic about it at all.


If you show this movie to a date he/she will probably be afraid of you for the rest of their life and will be moving to another country and change their identity.
If there is one movie not to watch on a date it's this one, frankly I wouldn't even show this movie to a friend.






So there you have it! A top five list of movies not to watch on a first date which also turned out to be a list of some of the most disturbing movies I've seen, but I guess that goes hand in hand quite well...

As a conclusion, a safe bet for a date movie woud probably be some kind of comedy or nice adventure or something of that sort, as long as you both want to watch it just about anything goes, exept for those listed above...